Steve+O.

Date: July 13, 2011 Topic: I wish someone would invent.

I wish someone would invent a simple device to keep flying squirrels out of houses. These creatures are cute and fairly small, but they are not cute when they are scurrying around--or worse, leaping around, one's home. And they make a big racket. The cantankerous foes are jazz musicians of the ranuchiest sort. The device I seek would force the little mothers to go elsewhere before they entered one's house. It would not harm them, as I have been informed that they are endangered, it would simply send them away.

Steve, I love the phrase: "The cantankerous foes are jazz musicians of the raunchiest sort" I think you are far kinder than most, where many would not look for a device that you speak of, instead they would make use of a bebe gun that they had stashed away from when they were young...