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Martha's Page July 13, 2011 Topic: I wish someone would invent a coolerwave.

You know when you are so hungry and you are completely psyched that you have delicious left overs waiting in the fridge for lunch? You skip down to the teacher's room for you 20 minute break. You pop them in the microwave...OOPS! way too long. They ooze around your tupperware like hot lava flowing out of a senior citizen's rear end after a night out at Puerto Tortilla. It is so disappointing to have to now wait the eternity for them to cool off. If you had a coolerwave, you could then take your molten lunch and cool it down quickly, so you don't burn the insides of your mouth off as you start chowing down before they are at a normal temperature. This is what all teachers need. There is something that might be even better. It's called Barry the Butler. He actually can blow on your food so that it cools. He blows like a champ. And he's not bad looking either. In fact, I took him to the prom last year. He is a nice boy.